Would Jhames Hate Me?

So I’m thinking about trying out for The Mole 3 when they start taking applications. Denis was going to audition for The Mole 2 but I mocked his application a bit too much and he changed his mind. Then Ace and I were going to try out for The Amazing Race 3 a few months ago but Ace and Anthony ended up moving to New Jersey right around the time the applications were due and Ace would have had to take off one month’s vacation at a brand new job for the show if we got selected. So no TAR3. Denis is trying out for a local version of “Survivor” for the New Jersey Jackals, the minor league baseball team here in our area. If accepted he’ll be required to live in the baseball stadium for a week and eat only stadium food. He’d love that.

So I don’t know when the application for the new season of The Mole 3 will be available, but I’m definitely going to give it a shot and send in my application. Which means Denis needs to find my missing passport in the house so that I can go to Europe and spend time with my Fake Boyfriend, Anderson Cooper.

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  1. So here I am, in front of my computer with my iced decaf coffee, and I click to your site. Suddenly, my eyes bug and I almost – almost – spit out my coffee.

    Hate you? Child, please.

    But if you do go on The Mole 3, which I may never watch since I don’t own a TV, I’ll be sure to light votives for you in hopes that you are able to successfully club Anderson Cooper and take him back to your home.

    Denis may find a use for him as a butler or something.

  2. Don’t worry. Jaynee’s not going anywhere. You’ll quickly realize she’s all talk. Jaynee is a planner, not a doer. I’m the doer in the house. She keeps planning things for me to do. You’ll sooner see me on The Mole than her. Don’t worry. She’s going to be right here blogging the whole time.

  3. Just you wait – I’m MORE inclined to apply for The Mole than TAR because it’s all about my boy Anderson Cooper. So, you see, I’ll definitely apply – whether I think I’ll win money or not. It’s all about the Boyfriend.

  4. You’ll also notice her going on The Mole depends on *me* finding her passport. That’s what’s known as her *out*. I’ve looked for her passport a few times and I can’t find it. I keep everything important where I can find it. If it’s not there it’s probably because someone else was fiddling with it. *whistles to self* Maybe the dog ate it. He ate Jaynee’s sunglasses yesterday. *lol*

  5. Denis is right about the planning vs doing. It’s a common trait in the family…If I had the leave, I’d apply for The Mole 3.

  6. Listen, I’ve never had my hands on my passport other than our trip to Amsterdam. After that it was my presumption that mine joined yours in the file cabinet for safekeeping. I just don’t know why yours made it in there and mine didn’t. But we need to tear that house apart and find it.

  7. Sounds as if the two of you are going to—I’ve been working in porn way too long. Nevermind.

    Can I have Anderson Cooper? I need a butler.

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Would Jhames Hate Me?

So I’m thinking about trying out for The Mole 3 when they start taking applications. Denis was going to audition for The Mole 2 but I mocked his application a bit too much and he changed his mind. Then Ace and I were going to try out for The Amazing Race 3 a few months ago but Ace and Anthony ended up moving to New Jersey right around the time the applications were due and Ace would have had to take off one month’s vacation at a brand new job for the show if we got selected. So no TAR3. Denis is trying out for a local version of “Survivor” for the New Jersey Jackals, the minor league baseball team here in our area. If accepted he’ll be required to live in the baseball stadium for a week and eat only stadium food. He’d love that.

So I don’t know when the application for the new season of The Mole 3 will be available, but I’m definitely going to give it a shot and send in my application. Which means Denis needs to find my missing passport in the house so that I can go to Europe and spend time with my Fake Boyfriend, Anderson Cooper.

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