Late last night I was folding laundry and came upon a grey turtleneck sweater that Denis had worn earlier in the week. It was inside out, and so as I was turning it right side out I noticed the label.
“Dress Barn Woman”
Is this your sweater or mine?
Mine, I think.
Then why does the label say ‘Dress Barn Woman’ on it?
I have no idea. It must be your sweater then.
But I didn’t wear a grey turtleneck sweater this week – you did.
*I begin laughing uncontrollably*
I wouldn’t be laughing if I were you, Jaynee, what does that say about YOUR wardrobe?
Doesn’t matter. YOU wore a woman’s sweater this week.