They Call Me Ms. Zippy Stinkermouth

Lifted from my sister.

The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume names……

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie— b = lumpy
c = buttercup— d = gadget
e = crusty—f = greasy
g = fluffy— h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim—j = stinky
k = flunky— l = boobie
m = pinky— n = zippy
o = goober— p = doofus
q = slimy—r = loopy
s = snotty— t = tootie
u = dorkey— v = squeezit
w = oprah—x = skipper
y = dinky—z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple—b = toilet
c = giggle—d = burger
e = girdle—f = barf
g = lizard—h = waffle
i = cootie—j = monkey
k = potty—l = liver
m = banana—n = rhino
o = bubble—p = hamster
q = toad—r = gizzard
s = pizza—t = gerbil
u = chicken—v = pickle
w = chuckle—x = tofu
y = gorilla—z = stinker

Use the fourth letter (less than 4 use the last letter) of yourlast name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head—b = mouth
c = face—d = nose
e = tush—f = breath
g = pants—h = shorts
i = lips—j = honker
k = butt—l = brain
m = tushie—n = chunks
o = hiney—p = biscuits
q = toes—r = buns
s= fanny—t = sniffer
u = sprinkles—v = kisser
w = squirt—x = humperdinck
y = brains—z = juice

What is YOUR name?

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  1. Allow myself to introduce myself…my name is Lumpy Applepants and this is my husband Poopsie Applepants

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