Okay, so one of the things I hate about the human body is the nose (feet being the other thing I hate about the human body). In particular, I hate to hear or be near people that are blowing their noses. I’m very compulsive about it and run screaming like a little girl when someone grabs a tissue to blow.
But the worst – and I do mean the worst – that a person can do is blow their nose anywhere near the proximity of a kitchen. That’s just the foulest beyond foul.
So wouldn’t you know a moment ago I’m in the kitchen here at my office putting my oatmeal bowl in the dishwasher and one of the guys comes in, grabs a paper towel and blows his nose not two feet away from me. I almost threw up right then and there.
It really ought to be a law: NEVER BLOW YOUR NOSE IN THE KITCHEN.
I’m serious. Stop laughing.