The story that got deleted yesterday as I was typing was my story of the Scary Spider that Denis and I encountered in our timeshare’s bathroom the first morning after checking in. I won’t go into details again – but the spider was HUGE.
I’m not even kidding. The body of the thing was the size of my head.
Okay, so maybe it was only the size of a quarter, but add in leg span and the fact it crunched very loudly when Denis smashed it with his shoe, and suffice to say it was the largest spider either one of us had ever encountered.