So I flaked this morning and thought that church started at 10:45 a.m. That’s MY PARENTS’ church. Our starts at 10 a.m. This morning Denis woke me up and said, “Time to get ready for church.” I looked at the clock and saw 9:00 a.m. and thought, “Oh, I have plenty of time – I’ll just sleep for another half hour.” Woke up at 9:20 a.m. and again thought, “Ten more minutes and then I’ll have a full hour to get ready.”
9:45 a.m., Denis walks into the bedroom and wakes me up. “Church or no church?” he asks.
“Church,” I say matter-of-factly.
He says, “Then you’ve got ten minutes.”
“No, church doesn’t start until 10:45.”
He said, “Uh, no, it starts at 10.”
I’m an idiot. I’m also an idiot who couldn’t posssibly be ready in 10 minutes, so no church.
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