Fake Boyfriends

I knew I’d get you here! All I need do is mention a page dedicated to my fake boyfriends and you came running, didn’t you? Before you browse the list, let me first tell you that my criterion for finding a fake boyfriend is as follows: He’s a male. Other than that, it’s all fair game. I’ve listed details next to my top five as well as those you may find obscure.

Jaynee’s All Time Top Five Fake Boyfriends:

  • Anderson Cooper – former host of ABC’s “The Mole” and now a newsman on CNN

  • David Tennant – 10th doctor in “Doctor Who” series

  • George Clooney – actor, director

  • Gordon Ramsay – chef extraordinaire, he’s the host of Fox’s “Hell’s Kitchen” and can yell at me anytime he wants.

  • Michael Vartan

The Remainder of Jaynee’s Fake Boyfriend List:

  • Alan Titchmarsh – from BBC America’s “Ground Force”
  • Alessandro Nivola
  • Antonio Banderas
  • Billy Crudup
  • Bradley Cooper
  • Breckin Meyer
  • Brendan Fraser
  • Bruno Campos
  • Christian Bale
  • Christian Kane
  • Clive Owen – SHOULD have been James Bond
  • Colin Farrell
  • Colin Firth
  • Daniel Craig – the new James Bond
  • David Anders – now on “Heroes”
  • David Cook – winner of American Idol 7
  • David Krumholtz – on “Numb3rs”
  • David Strathairn
  • Denzel Washington
  • Ethan Embry
  • Ewan McGregor
  • Gerard Butler
  • Hugh Jackman
  • James Marsters
  • James McAvoy – he’s delicious. “Atonement”, “Becoming Jane”, “The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe”.
  • Jared Leto
  • Jason Statham – from “Transporter”
  • Javier Bardem
  • Jeremy Northam
  • Jeremy Piven
  • Jesse Bradford
  • Jesse L. Martin – on “Law and Order”
  • Jim Caveziel
  • Jim Sturgess – Jude in “Across the Universe”
  • John Corbett
  • John Cusack
  • John Krasinski – now seen as Jim on “The Office”
  • Jon Stewart
  • Jonny Lee Miller
  • Jude Law
  • Karl Urban – Lord of the Rings, Red, and Bones in the latest Star Trek franchise
  • Marc Blucas
  • Mark Ruffalo
  • Matt Damon
  • Matthew McConaughey
  • Matthew Perry
  • Moritz Bleibtreu
  • Neal McDonough
  • Nicholas Brendon
  • Oliver Platt
  • Orlando Bloom
  • Paul Bettany
  • Paul Liebeskind – plays “Toby” on The Office and is also one of the writers
  • Paul Rudd
  • Phillip Seymour Hoffman
  • Richard Armitage – from BBC’s “North & South” and BBC’s “Robin Hood”
  • Ricky Gervais – of BBC’s “The Office” and “Extras” as well as his brilliant podcasts
  • Roberto Farnesi – he has a name! The Barilla Pasta guy from 2004 has a name!
  • Rory Cochrane
  • Rupert Friend
  • Rupert Penry-Jones – Capt. Wentworth in Jane Austen’s “Persuasion”
  • Seth Green
  • Shane West
  • Stanley Tucci
  • Timothy Olyphant
  • Tobey Maguire
  • Tom Cavanagh
  • Tony Dovolani – professional latin dancer who participates on “Dancing With The Stars”
  • Topher Grace
  • Viggo Mortensen
  • Vincent Cassel
  • Vince Vaughn
  • William Petersen
  • Zach Braff
    Rest in Peace, O Fake Boyfriends No Longer With Us…
  • Cary Grant
  • Danny Kaye
  • David Bloom – newsanchor with NBC
  • Glenn Quinn
  • Heath Ledger
  • Jimmy Stewart
  • River Phoenix