You know the one – the one that calls the cops because a party got a little loud.
Now, I don’t mind parties as a general rule, but I do mind when you and 15 of your buddies hang out in your backyard and holler and make tons of noise at 12:15 a.m. when my kids are trying to sleep. I do mind you have every single light on in your house and backyard so that you are like a beacon of sunshine entering my childrens’ bedroom window.
So I called the cops. I told the dispatcher that I wasn’t calling to END the party, I just wanted the party to move indoors. So we’ll see what happens.