I’ll be leaving for my trip to the hospital in twenty minutes to pick up Jaynee and CootieGirl this morning. We’re not exactly sure what time they’ll be released, but we hope sooner than later. Don’t worry, we’ll let you loyal Cootiehog readers know as soon as we can.
In the meantime, the Mets still stink. It’s good to see there’s a consistent here.
In case you haven’t heard, Fluid Pudding is scheduled to deliver on Wednesday. Finally! Great news! You go, girls! Can’t wait to see Pudding Pop. Cootie Pie meet Pudding Pop. That sentence would never have been part of English writing history if not for the Internet.