Thanks to George Bush and his aggressive world domination policy, the United States came in a distant second to Norway in the first ever World Idol competition broadcast on Fox TV tonight. Because the rest of the world hates Bush, they took it out on poor talented Kelly Clarkson and sent her home with her suitcase and without the championship she so obviously deserved. Maybe the next world-friendly Democratic President will help put the U. S. of A back where it belongs in the first place! Good going, Bush. Thanks for the backlash!