Ashley Judd Coming to the Great White Way

I already told Jaynee about this, but I want to share it with the world: Ashley Judd Tapped to Play Maggie the Cat. The second-best-looking woman (Jaynee’s number one. I’m not stupid.) is coming back to Broadway in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, and the misses said she’d get me front-row seats. Is that love, or what? Don’t know when it’s playing, but I’m there.

Oh, yeah, don’t forget to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer tonight. New episode! I understand Buffy dies in this one — again. Death is her gift, but she’s exchanging it for some comfy slippers and nice pearl earrings. (I hate those inside jokes.)

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16 comments

  1. Young Ashley may be pretty, but she’s terribly hateful. Which makes her ugly.

    And, I’ve heard she smells like vinegar.

    In a bad way.

  2. That sounds like another classic case of Ashley Envy if you ask me. I’ve diagnosed hundreds of those in women over the past ten or so years. And there’s something very pleasing about the smell of vinegar in the morning.

  3. Unless the vinegar is being used to cover up another very unpleasant smell.

    I’ve heard Ashley is bumpy.

    In a bad way.

    (Sorry.)

  4. Ugh – smells and bumps of Ashley Judd. Something I never thought would be posted at this website.

    I FEAR the people coming here after searching for Ashley Judd in Google….

  5. Google Search: “Ashley Judd + vinegar + bumps”

    More Ashley Envy. A severe case. We’ll have to rush you to the ER and do and emergency Ashleyectimi. You should be fine after the operations. Only one person was ever harmed. She just sits in her recliner at home watching “Eye of the Beholder” over and over and over again.

  6. Heh.

    Angie, you’re too funny.

    Denis, Eye of the Beholder is one of the worst movies ever. I don’t care how beautiful a person is, if the movie sucks, it sucks and should not be watched…ever.

  7. Sure. Angie is funny. Denis, he doesn’t have to be funny because he has Ashley. Even if only in his dreams. I have her. She just doesn’t know it yet. I know. I know. Stalker!

  8. Denis you certainly are entitled to a “fake girlfriend” and you picked a beauty…who cares what she smells like? I am sure Brad Pitt can stink at times but he still a beauty!!! As long as you can look at her you’ll be happy, right?

  9. Finally — someone in my corner. Thank you, Tara! Who cares if she smells? I smell too sometimes. So does Jaynee. In fact, she’s been known to go a few days without stepping near water. I bet this comment gets deleted, so read it fast.

  10. Trust me on this one…once CootieGirl is here showers will be few and far between!! I did get one in today but jeez I don’t remember the last one!!! We all smell sometimes!

  11. Denis, I won’t delete the comment, but I will defend myself by saying that “a few days” is a complete exaggeration and you know it.

  12. Ashley Judd is so not deserving of such attacks.

    Any woman that goes from using her feminine wiles on Wil Wheaton (Star Trek: TNG) to doing the tango with a unibrowed Salma Hayek (Frida) is OK in my book. Yes, that tattered, spiral notebook with doodles of kittens and other ghastly horrors.

    And Buffy could have used some Ashley yesterday, if only to take my mind off the whine and cheese party the show becomes when more than one of the potentials share the same room.

  13. Hmmm…Phern, I quite liked last night’s episode of Buffy – and I think the whine and cheese is about over now as we get to the good climatic stuff of the season…

  14. Buffy…whatever.

    You guys can talk about Ashley all you want. We ladies will move to another “room” and discuss Viggo (or Orlando).

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