I knew I’d get you here! All I need do is mention a page dedicated to my fake boyfriends and you came running, didn’t you? Before you browse the list, let me first tell you that my criterion for finding a fake boyfriend is as follows: He’s a male. Other than that, it’s all fair game. I’ve listed details next to my top five as well as those you may find obscure.
Jaynee’s All Time Top Five Fake Boyfriends:
Anderson Cooper – former host of ABC’s “The Mole” and now a newsman on CNN
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David Tennant – 10th doctor in “Doctor Who” series
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George Clooney – actor, director
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Gordon Ramsay – chef extraordinaire, he’s the host of Fox’s “Hell’s Kitchen” and can yell at me anytime he wants.
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Michael Vartan
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The Remainder of Jaynee’s Fake Boyfriend List:
Alan Titchmarsh – from BBC America’s “Ground Force”
Alessandro Nivola
Antonio Banderas
Billy Crudup
Bradley Cooper
Breckin Meyer
Brendan Fraser
Bruno Campos
Christian Bale
Christian Kane
Clive Owen – SHOULD have been James Bond
Colin Farrell
Colin Firth
Daniel Craig – the new James Bond
David Anders – now on “Heroes”
David Cook – winner of American Idol 7
David Krumholtz – on “Numb3rs”
David Strathairn
Denzel Washington
Ethan Embry
Ewan McGregor
Gerard Butler
Hugh Jackman
James Marsters
James McAvoy – he’s delicious. “Atonement”, “Becoming Jane”, “The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe”.
Jared Leto
Jason Statham – from “Transporter”
Javier Bardem
Jeremy Northam
Jeremy Piven
Jesse Bradford
Jesse L. Martin – on “Law and Order”
Jim Caveziel
Jim Sturgess – Jude in “Across the Universe”
John Corbett
John Cusack
John Krasinski – now seen as Jim on “The Office”
Jon Stewart
Jonny Lee Miller
Jude Law
Marc Blucas
Mark Ruffalo
Matt Damon
Matthew McConaughey
Matthew Perry
Moritz Bleibtreu
Neal McDonough
Nicholas Brendon
Oliver Platt
Orlando Bloom
Paul Bettany
Paul Liebeskind – plays “Toby” on The Office and is also one of the writers
Paul Rudd
Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Ricky Gervais – of BBC’s “The Office” and “Extras” as well as his brilliant podcasts
Roberto Farnesi – he has a name! The Barilla Pasta guy from 2004 has a name!
Rory Cochrane
Rupert Penry-Jones – Capt. Wentworth in Jane Austen’s “Persuasion”
Seth Green
Shane West
Stanley Tucci
Timothy Olyphant
Tobey Maguire
Tony Dovolani – professional latin dancer who participates on “Dancing With The Stars”
Topher Grace
Viggo Mortensen
Vincent Cassel
Vince Vaughn
William Petersen
Zach Braff
Rest in Peace, O Fake Boyfriends No Longer With Us…
Cary Grant
Danny Kaye
David Bloom – newsanchor with NBC
Glenn Quinn
Heath Ledger
Jimmy Stewart
River Phoenix
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